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Three monitors, and i feel insulted (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

RGB is overrated

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[–] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They don't get it, RGB equals performance!

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

No it does not.

Red is for performance. Green energy saving. Blue is not important for this argument.
And if it goes 16 bazzilion colors it is even more BS and nothing.

Goes magenta and you start going Bi. Next on? Pink - full gay mode. And as soon as you go white - back to straight again.

It might cause brain damage in the long term. Wear your socks guys.

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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

The watermark over the watermark on this...for that extra shitposty goodness.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We are just carrying on the tradition of das blinkenlights

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I have a Dell laptop. That probably explains why I'm such a shitty programmer.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

don't even have one of em glass windows on my pc and happy with it

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But do you have a rainbow keyboard?

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

only caus I got it for free, I turn the lights off tho

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[–] kernelle@0d.gs 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Two headsets ago I bought a G933 from Logitech, mainly because it had an AUX input on the USB-dongle which I thought was pretty neat, but that one had big unnecessary RBG strips on the sides of the earpiece. The most ridiculous usage of RGB I had seen till date. But I programmed an interface between CSGO and the RGB on the headset to indicate my health so the people watching from behind us at a lan could see it.

Anyway, I've always preferred white LED's and RGB can rarely replicate pure white.

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