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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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submitted 11 hours ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 11 hours ago (64 children)

I dare you to travel on your own bicycle in the depths of winter across the USA in the same timeframe as a car.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I dare you to cross the Atlantic in a car.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You might need to rendezvous with another vessel mid-trip for gas, but amphibious cars do exist.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Best of luck my dude

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