tails: A Place for Mastodon Posts

I'm in the business of making friends and business is good.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)

Image transcription: 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Old man slowly wakes up in bed, silhouette of a scythe appears over him "IT IS TIME.". 2: The grim reaper is about to slice the man with the scythe, the man panics! 3: The man braces for impact, closing his eyes and clutching his bed sheets. 4: Nothing happened, the man cautiously opens one eye to see what's going on. 5: The grim reaper is looking at his flaccid scythe drooped onto the ground with a "FLOOP" sound effect. 6: Grim reaper sits on edge of the bed with his flaccid scythe "I've just been so stressed lately and-", old man sits up and pats Death on the back "Hey hey shhh it happens" with a comforting smile.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.world)

That's, so interesting.

Image transcription: In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Bless you!

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon)

Secret Panel HERE 😑 https://tapas.io/episode/2444512

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUTT HEADS WITH ME

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

The iPod server was a powerful first iteration music sharing device. While not designed for convenience, its internal RAID can still be expanded with modern compact flash cards for 1.25TB of on-the-go storage.

Image transcription: A photo of an early iPod with colour display running macosx server 1.2. It looks cumbersomely thick, but also desirable.

(Originally published earlier today on bitbang.social)

Image transcription: A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"

(Originally published on mastodon.online: 2024-02-10)

listen up, servant. do your hand thing and make the kibble appear right here.

#Caturday

Image transcription: orange cat pointing and tapping on an empty food bowl while looking up at her owner

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

That's so interesting.

Image transcription: Charlton Heston was not allowed to be an organ donor because his body legally belonged to the NRA.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Secret Panel HERE 💊 https://tapas.io/episode/2361115

I'm also full of sugar!

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

Image transcription: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Secret Panel HERE 🐌 https://tapas.io/episode/2195729

I forgot to lock the door!
Wait... I don't own a door.

Image transcription: Due to the placebo effect, an amputee will regrow lost limbs if you give them a sugar pill and tell them that it is a scientific breakthrough in regenerative medicine.

Secret Panel HERE 🃏 https://tapas.io/episode/2357963

You do not play for fun. You do it to inflict pain.

Image transcription: ADHD stands for "Always Doing Home Decorating".

Image transcription: The FDA, which stands for the Food in Drugs Administration, is responsible for putting food in all of the drugs.

I wouldn't have been able to resist that temptation either.

Image transcription: The forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was a coconut.

Image transcription: When Jeff Bezos found out that many of his employees had to take the bus to work, he bought the bus company and raised ticket prices.

This community is experimental. Essentially, it boosts posts from Mastodon users into lemmy, allowing their content to appear here, still attributed to them. This is better than me reposting stuff from there I think, but please be aware of how Lemmy and Mastodon do and don't co-operate:

• Originally, I wanted the posts to be mainly text-based, simply because, in terms of efficiency, accessibility and credit, the original text is better than the screenshot of text you might see at the MicroblogMemes or BestOfMastodon communities. It turned out though, that screenshots do actually provide advantages that are difficult to replicate in the UI, and this community has ended up being mostly image-based.

• If you reply to a post, your instance will send one copy to me (to federate to other lemmy instances), and one copy to Mastodon, meaning that the original author will see your reply, and you'll be able to view your reply there if you click the multi-coloured Fediverse symbol next to the post. If you reply to a reply, that typically isn't sent to Mastodon. If you delete your comment, then my software will take care of deleting it on other Lemmy instances, but your instance doesn't send a 'Delete' to Mastodon, so it'll still be visible there. If you've ever had an inbox notification for a reply that it turns out has been deleted, you will have seen this behaviour for yourself. There's not much I can do about it, but if it concerns you, I've seen edits go through, so overwriting your content with [deleted] or something is maybe an idea.

• Whilst your reply will be sent to the originating Mastodon instances, it isn't sent to the author's followers on other Mastodon instances (lemmy currently doesn't expect users to have followers)

• If your reply includes an inline image, then that isn't rendered on Mastodon (which expects images to be attachments, and doesn't convert them as Lemmy does when they come in the other direction)

• I tend to boost things as I see them on Mastodon. Sometimes I bring some of the existing comments there through as well, but not always, and wouldn't typically go back for more after the post has been made. However, the software does follow some people on Mastodon, so replies made on Mastodon after the post has appeared here will also come through. They'll be stripped of the annoying @ links, but not of hashtags (just because a reply could be "that's a great #dadJoke" or something)

• A major limitation is that some Mastodon instances have Authorized Fetch turned on - updates from those users can't be posted on Lemmy because it doesn't sign the GET request to fetch the user's details. Examples of instances with AF on: infosec.exchange; tech.lgbt; universeodon.com

Other notes:

• It's called 'tails' for 2 reasons. One is that 'tailing' someone is a synonym for following them. The other is that this community flips the idea of a User following a Group, and has a Group follow a User in a head/tails kind-of way. (Well, okay, 3 reasons - the last being that naming stuff is hard, okay?). It's unrelated to the Operating System

• Replying to this post is the best way to get in touch with me if you want. I'm 'freamon' at endlesstalk.org and lemmy.world, but a reply here will send a notification to my phone.

Image transcription: Microscope goggles were invented in 2011, which allowed people to see every single germ in their field of vision. The product was quickly discontinued because everyone who wore them went insane.

Well that's depressing.

Image transcription: Humans laugh less as they age, and lose the ability to laugh entirely at the age of 84.

Image transcription: The most commonly used password is "yumyumpancakes69".