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You will be utterly forgotten. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 11 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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If we evolved from apes you didn't evolve enough. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 11 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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If i wanted my own comeback, I'd get it off your mother's chin. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 11 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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If you shake your head right now, the little amount of brain cells would make the same sounds as a pair of maracas would. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 11 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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The only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 11 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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May I borrow your tweezers when you are done masturbating? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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When you look in the mirror, say hi to the clown you see in there for me, would you? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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So is there a specific reason youre a piece of Shit? OR does it just Run in the family ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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Next time you go out, take a sentient being with you. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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The serial killer who bought you on the dark web took one look at you and asked for a refund (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by wiccan2@lemmy.world to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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Of all the semen pumped into your mother, how the fuck did you win out? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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In reply to some directed insult: Well, I’m just glad that my life isn’t as bad as it could be. I could be you. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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You are about as useful as a knitted condom. (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/insults@hilariouschaos.com
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