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[–] VitabytesDev 12 points 4 days ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It still missing something: A hand hammering in the wedge labelled as "fashy billionaires who want computers to function like in their favorite sci-fi".

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You mean CEOs who want to just run AI instead of paying people to do the work.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two concepts

[–] shami1kemi1@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

Most CEOs aren't billionaires, I'd reckon.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It can be both.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Another cliff we're running towards. It's like we're playing societal collapse bingo with a fully loaded gun.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I think you're playing Bingo wrong.

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Here we are, just waiting for the next overhyped wedge to shove in from the left.

[–] myster0n 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But they're going to try to shove it in from the right

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

And call the top layers tumbling down "legacy"

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

And it will trickle up.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

The hole in the center eats 90% of the performance.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We should put an LLM in GCC to better optimize code ^/s^

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago
[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

Precious. Pretending it's a single wedge at a well thought out location.