Me thinks this is the effect of too much head trauma.
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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People say he broke his brain using his head to tackle with. Course, couldn't have been too smart to do that in the first place.
Man got pokemon and concussions mixed up and tried to catch them all
ain't gotta have the smarts to play the foosball
Remember, he's a college student.
Remember to reach for the stars because the stars don't have arms to reach for you!
There is no such thing as space all the planets are just bunched up together you can walk to Mars. It's all the conspiracy by big NASA.
This guy's ignorance probably extends to not knowing anything about Buzz Aldrin's religious communion on the Moon.
Don't look up!
I volunteer him for the Mars colony.
Well he obviously wasn't picked for his intellect.
Oh no, he figured out the sky is just a crusty jpeg!
Deploy the Illuminati agents.
Some people just shouldn't be part of society.
I don't know anything about American football, or baseball and I guess DB doesn't mean database.
He surely won't mind if we shoot him into the outer part of "that in which he doesn't believe" then.
Dont hold it against him, this rambling wreck might make a heck of an engineer someday.
Seems to have a lot of head space