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I’ll start

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Ok so, I'm ALL ABOUT color coordination. For some reason, more then two different colors all together makes my eyes scream.

Ultimately, shit needs to match my fuckin outfit or at least my purse and if I'm feeling crazy, maybe at least just with my shoes.

For example,

All one color, pink. Which is also my favorite so, yea, obviously its Correct. My eyes don't hurt.

This ? You deserve execution. Pink and fucking ORANGE ? Kill yourself. I can't even remember my father's face now after looking at it.

Anyway, I know this opinion is pretty common for ultimately almost actually well pretty much everyone so I guess I answered my own question. More than likely you obviously agree so yea makes sense.

#YayGayStuff🌈

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Cum will win

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Cum will win

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Cum will win.

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It's not what it sounds like. I accidentally dropped my tongue from the third floor and it bounced into some lady's anus. I can taste phantom poop shit, that's how I know it's in an ass.

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What the fuck is so funny ?

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I promise I'm not hiding another asshole inside my asshole, but, like, not if I have to prove it.

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#Bonus question for extra credit (+up to 5 additional cum points) And since cum will win, which body of water contains the most cum?

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I am the real not Robert. Cum will win. AMA.

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My weekly trip to the recreational cum dispensary will be more expensive. They better not fuck with my cum.

Cum will win.

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Or are they different?

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so I can keep better track

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I ordered a plain big mac with no middle bun and all I got was a regular plain cheeseburger. AITA?

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