Oh, this made my day.
But also, Elon, your name would've been in those files too if you had been born a decade earlier.
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Waking up to this was like Super Christmas.
Whichever one loses, we all win 😂😂😂
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I don't believe anything from these people nor do I necessarily disbelieve. Bannon flat out on video stated their tactic was to flood the media as "they can only focus on one thing at a time ". The stated strategy was to distract the public with BS while they accomplished unpopular things. Bannon himself was an advisor to Trump early during his first term. They too had a public falling out, then by the 2020 election acted as if it never happened.
Since this is a WWE presidency, does this play like a classic heel-turn storyline?
Lettuce found in grocery store
this is political theater, planned and staged infighting. and the liberals are going to absolutely EAT IT UP. the reality is that Trump has always been the fall guy, the scapegoat, the lightning rod.
the ownership class utilized him to concentrate power, they use him as a distraction, and now they can use him at a scapegoat. they want to pretend to "switch teams" and get on our good side, so we forget how much they were the ones who hurt us.
when you see this, just try to remind people of that. remind them who is holding us down.
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Musk: "Trump was in the Epstein files!"
X(the son): "do you have ANY IDEA HOW WEAK YOU JUST MADE US LOOK!"
lol I’m now imagining his human shield is more of a ratatouille situation
In other breaking news, water is wet and Tesla's are shit.
That's not really a fair statement...
There is an ongoing linguistics debate about water being wet.
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"I'd make them public myself, but I'm in there too." -Elon, probably
Yeah Elon, we know. Elon might be the only one who was shocked by that revelation
Man, I sure hope Musk doesn't kill himself the exact same way that Epstein didn't.
I would be really surprised if musk himself wasn't on that list.
Somehow I don't think the people who voted for a felon rapist traitor conman are going to care if he fucked some kids.
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