Pet Peeves

Call me dyslexic idk but I read it as you-ni-ron-ik-allee

Fucking hate that word

That shit’s sad and should be considering animal abuse. Just because you’re a fat fuck doesn’t mean you should force your pet to be for Reddit gold and YouTube likes.

This common on Reddit: A book written in the 50s is offensive because women are homemakers. Or books from 100 years are unreadable for using words like "negro" or whatever.

I hate how they try to normalize it. And like there's something wrong with you for wanting a masculine dude.

Like listen, you can create what ever imaginary bullshit you want online.

But the truth remains the same. Women like masculine guys ok DEAL WITH IT

If you’re going to 20 minutes to pick out your food then push your cart off to one side asshole.

We have a lunchroom for a reason. Smelling someone's curry or fish while you're trying to work fucking sucks.

Having to use a greasy mouse and keyboard because Samantha was "too busy" to spend 15 minutes eating her potato chips in the lunch room drives me up the wall too.

Thankfully it doesn't happen as often where I currently work. I've also started making fun of people who do this, in hopes that they'll feel embarrassed enough to not to turn it into a habit.

I see it all the time on YouTube music videos. Like it could be a video from one of the biggest bands of the 80s and some dipshit in the comments is always like "these guys are criminally underrated." Shut the fuck up retard it's a number 1 hit song from a band that sold millions of records.

Fucking lazy fucks.