turdburglar

joined 1 week ago
[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

i’m turd burglar and i approve this message

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

the heat signature is showing the hot methane billowing out of the generators he’s running to power grok.

also he’s using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool the computers. not greywater, not river water, but clean aquifer water.

please don’t use grok.

  • ❤️memphis.
[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i left. jelly fin for the win.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

well i don’t know about no rolled gold, but i can tell you that these pretzels are makin me thirsty!

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

sold. opens july 11.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

i’m here for you.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

yeah, i know that’s not a thing. linking to a page that doesn’t allow reading with an ad blocker is best solved by pasting the text into the post.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip -4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

you’re not wrong, but aesthetic is a noun, not an adjective.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

is he drafting some strongly worded letters? fuck chuck schumer and the private jet he flew in on.

[–] turdburglar@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago

yeah it’s too bad the citizens united ruling runs a foul of democratic representation.

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