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[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Message aside, I find I really dig artsy nudes.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

At least 4.26% of sitting presidents were/are pedophiles. That number is likely much higher, sadly!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Well, I have the biggest blackest cursor you've ever seen!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Psh, you haven't seen my signs!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I just change the cursor to a larger size and make it cyan. I'm basically dead already.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

As their slaves and concubines!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What about a strongly worded sign with like eight bullet points?

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago
Dons tinfoil hat. 

They totally brought in a murderer, already serving time, and offered him something to kill Epstein. Find out what inmate went from no possibility of parole and under extremely close guard, to more relaxed stay and favorable changes, and you might have the unknown inmate seen in the footage. These people are rich assholes who, like the rich assholes buying creative studios to pump out copy/paste media, have nothing creative in their head except for how good they think they are because of their (likely inherited) wealth.

They've already proven how utterly incompetent they are with the video edit and release. There's no way they put much thought into the actual act and believed getting some big, bad murderer to do the deed would be untraceable.

(Also, if they're really dumb then the inmate would have suddenly died soon after his circumstances changed.)

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

World or not, it will be a yearly holiday for me!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Not wholly christian, but a new form with AI and hookers!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 34 points 5 days ago

WAS your friend? Bitch, I'm still yo friend! ;)

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