don

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

A bit ironic that, in order to prove my humanity, I’m required to select every part of a picture identifying something completely and utterly inhuman. It does, however, serve as an outstanding reminder of what never to be.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Well, for one, they come with a fuckton of nerves that cause orgasms to feel mind blowing, much of which get destroyed by circumcision.

Two, if there’s a flap of skin attached to and covering a body part, and this flap appears on very nearly every single male ever, there’s likely a really good reason evolutionary biology brought it about. Other such examples that come to mind are finger- and toenails, skin, recessed eardrums, the ability to close one’s mouth, and eyelids.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Slag fuck merchant tryna pass off his dogshit fucking copper shoulda (idfk, what did they do for punishment back then?) had his shitty fucking copper turned into molten shitty copper and poured down his shitty fucking throat. Or thrown into a shitty goddamn prison for a tenner, if that’s what they did. Like I said, idfk how tf they ran shit back then, get off my dick and don’t @ me

[–] don@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (20 children)

they are, given proper hygiene

[–] don@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

The unattainable is unknown at zombocom.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This meme slaps.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 67 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Rotbrained cuckservative comment section demonstrates why blue states should absolutely ignore their fucking nonsense. Pay the strikers and tell this pedophile administration to go fuck itself.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago

Captain Amnesia demonstrates his advanced dementia, meanwhile the toilets that voted him in are ass damaged because he’s shitting in them. Very on brand for the biggest fucking idiots in this country.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

I don’t give a shit what that scroungy fuck has to say, he should be given a short drop with a sudden stop.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Right. Democrats. Actually do something about this. The Do Nothing Convention. Yeah, okay. Deffo gonna happen, just you fucking watch.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 95 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Stupid fucking conservatives getting shit on by the stupid fucking felon dementia patient they swore themselves to is very on brand for the fucking idiots.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 147 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

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