damien

joined 2 years ago
[–] damien@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

Oh great then I can see what random things open up while I am riding on a bumpy road.

[–] damien@lemmy.zip -5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Packaging is expensive. Plus they are making it super convenient for you to carry to a party, that costs money.

[–] damien@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

I may have not had the free will to stumble upon this article and read into it out of sheer curiosity, but I can guarantee you I have the free will to not read this guy's book.

[–] damien@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Well if nobody wants to work so bad, then put him to work so we don't have to.

 

Jenga.

[–] damien@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

If bathrooms are gonna be like that, then we might as well all get naked and get it over with. Who needs clothes?

[–] damien@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Your boss needs to wear a mask so he doesn't spread his stupidity around.

[–] damien@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

ADHD cover of "Always on my Mind"

"You are always on my m- man I'm hungry. Are there any potato chips in the cupboard?"

[–] damien@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.

[–] damien@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 years ago

Ironically he is defeated by being censored out. :(

[–] damien@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Well I can't smell you so I think you are good.