Ubermeisters

joined 2 years ago
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

Idk about the scientific validity of this approach, anyone care to comment?

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Say no. I do.

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm just kidding, I already held my employer hostage for a raise.

Life Pro tip: be the only person that knows how to do a valuable thing. We don't get attaboy raises for existing anymore unfortunately or even cost of living increases it seems.

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip -2 points 1 year ago

The issue is that you morons come in and say troll shit and then wait two days and then try to make it into a serious conversation like you weren't just being a fucking cunt to begin with goodbye

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

-starts cooking with Teflon and metal spatula exclusively-

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Church it up however you like Wesley, I call it like I see it.

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How to spot a lemmy.ml user

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Your hoe said it's my turn to post this meme

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'll probably want to lock Biden up over it

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM

--as you storm away to your room and slam the door--

 

It always has to have the last word. always. Do you say bye and close the window before it can respond? haha

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YAWN (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

 

image is "distracted boyfriend" meme but vertically extended with AI out-painting. the distracted boyfriend, who is staring at the distracting girl's legs, is labelled "reddit users who keep posting about reddit for some reason", the girlfriend has the Lemmy mouse for a head and is labelled "Lemmy users". The distracting woman walking towards camera has her face replaced with Steve Huffman, CEO and fall guy for Reddit inc. her face is labelled "what reddit actually it" and her feminine legs are labelled "what they wanted it to be".

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