OprahsedCreature

joined 3 years ago
[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 51 points 3 months ago (10 children)

That's weird, I could have sworn the CIA and Mossad were still operational

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

USA: Everything's Terrorism now!

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 months ago

What's there for them to protest?

Democrats are just the moderate wing of the Republican party.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lol at Brian Thompson being "innocent" 😂

Also, my legal knowledge is thin but only the search for Luigi crossed state lines. Why is this a federal case?

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Well it was translated by trots.

Ah, that explains it.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean for my part I'm just totally joking. I think it's all valuable to read when you have the time. I'll make my jokes about linen here and there, but the last English translation I read of capital was a bit verbose and dated and I think a good bit of praxis would be to simplify it even more for people.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

My only respite from this agony is knowing that as a leftist I only have to finish reading Capital. I heard they're going to make the reactionaries that survive read Hegel in the original German too. Granted a decent percentage of them will already know German but as I hear it even Germans prefer the English translations.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This presupposes that Matty has ever had a good idea and that he can tell them apart

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 58 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

Yes you should be. China's going to be making lunar and orbital bases and cities and having huge parties they won't invite you to unless you know the super secret handshake which you only learn after reading Das Kapital in its entirety.

I'm sorry comrade, I know this is a bitter pill to swallow 😔

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Preferably made by Boeing~Boeing~

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago

The Federal law against hacking is incredibly vague, and likely for just that purpose. IIRC it was something like "gaining unlawful/unauthorized access to a computer system". Therefore you can argue that making a system do anything it wasn't intended to breaks federal law.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy I wonder what the fine print under that asterisk will be 🤔

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