LordOfTheFlatline

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[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

It is an interesting idea that roommates would all have to vote on whether to let one in, ngl

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

No. And there is no guarantee that human cops even follow their rules so imagine a thirsty vampire in a position of power/authority. The warrant can be a tool to gain entry but they would probably still be bound by whatever hearth magick serves as a barrier.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

We should just say this is happening so people start shooting them tbh

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Conservacucks love me too. Unfortunately they are afraid of workers rights.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Stop blowing the spot up. Pun intended.

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Ok but what if I only invite him into my shed and then keep him chained up in there?

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

This and lucky horseshoe or salt lines can repel

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

BRB writing a new movie about a vampire airbnb guest

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It is still YOUR house bc you live and sleep and eat there

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip -5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No they wouldn’t tbh

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Neither are the disabled apparently

[–] LordOfTheFlatline@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Yes now let me tell you about Hello Fresh…

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