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Manatee dies after ‘high-intensity sexual behavior' with brother at Florida aquarium (www.nbcmiami.com)

submitted 2 years ago by euphoria@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@kbin.social

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"It was determined that Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with another, larger, male manatee at the facility, Buffett"

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[–] gotnuffin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This what happens when the water is too hot.

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The good news is we'll never see another MAGA at an aquarium again.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Not how I expected a manatee to go

[–] solowolf@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

gay