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Hello, World! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by IverCoder@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Technoguyfication@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those are the best projects. There’s no bugs, all unit tests passed, no tickets to look at. Pure bliss.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

lol i wish. i dont have any unit tests for Untitled Project (copy) due to too many bugs

[–] zaktmt@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ha ha ha

How did this person get into my projects in Eclipse?

I'm serious, I'm graduating with a CS degree in the fall and I really don't feel like I've accomplished a whole lot.

plz help

[–] Two9A@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Got an idea for something? Try building it, see how far you get. Like I had an idea while browsing Twitter last year sometime, that it'd be neat to have a threaded conversation view... So I made a site that used their API to fetch and build the conversation. It didn't look good, but it was at least somewhat functional, and I learned a bunch.

Then Musk threw their API in the trash, but you know, you can't control the vagaries of the world...

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

new_mode_upgraded_6.ipynb just hits different

[–] Nilesse@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Missing the keyboard smash and the xyz_final_final

[–] Compgeek@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I feel personally attacked by this one