Pot brownies that actually taste like brownies
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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Rum ham.
Greggroll. Halfway between an egg roll and Gregg.
So egg and Bailey's in a shoe?
Gregg wrapped in a crispy crust with pork and cabbage?
Holy shit. Somehow you've made Gregg even more delicious. Next Greggs on me man!
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Oh God I want a replicator. Not for novel foods, just so that we could be more of a closed system at home, not always throwing out trash and bringing in stuff, it's ridiculous. I just want to be able to throw out whatever, into the replicator, and get it rearranged into useful stuff.
My fusion food would be a cinnamon pineapple but really would probably go for the most basic and reliable model, not the one with all the extra features.
Id use it to make foods look one way and taste another. Like program a pizza slice to taste like a peach cobbler milkshake
That immediately reminds me of the age old question: would you eat chocolate that tastes like shit, or shit that tastes like chocolate?
Definitely the latter
What if you knew it was shit, like you watched something defacate it. It still tastes like chocolate. Would you still eat that over a candy bar that you know is definitely factory produced and sanitary, but still tastes like shit?
Is eating chocolate simply not an answer?!
Maybe our guy is just a corpophage and that option is all upside.
Blergh. If itβs taste only, Iβd probably switch at that point, yeah. I wouldnβt be happy about it though!
Which one looks like shit
So is it cake x1000
Lemon-Lime
So just like a citrus fruit intermediate between lemon and lime?
Yes, I call it Leme for short.
The cool thing about fruit is that you can do it. It exists and is called a lemonime.
Cherry sized seedless pommegranate
I would order all the dishes that I no longer eat because animals have to die for them. Replicated would be morally okay with me
Fish. I have yet to have good plant-based fish. Oooh, I could have normal sushi again.
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Steak and mushroom
Baked Alaska / Empanada
If you freeze ice cream deep enough, then wrap it in pastry dough and fry it, you could probably achieve this.
If I had a star trek replicator I'd use it to end capitalism and create post scarcity
I can see it now: using the replicator to make more replicators, distributing them freely, and watching monopolies collapse. π€π½
Jamaican blend coffee, Double strong, double sweet.
Milk chocolate and peach, with a creamy consistency. Then Iβd try substituting other fruits, like kiwi, strawberry, cherry, and orange.
The replicator you need for this already exists. Its called a blender.
Octopus-icecream
Explain more... do you mean, just something exactly intermediate between octopus and ice cream in every respect? Or like, octopus with the flavor of ice cream, or texture of ice cream inside?
Like an ice cream that's octopus flavored. The texture is still ice cream. And the shape in which it's delivered should be octopus.
Don't let your dreams be dreams, poach some octopus in milk and use the liquid to make a custard.
I dare you.
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Black tar heroine.
Dinosaur wings. Hey, it's worth a shot, right?
Halfway between a pizza and a pineapple!
Steak with Gorgonzola cheese
I would ask for random combos. That seems like an obvious feature. I assume there would be a Lemmy community where I could post reviews on whatever monstrosities come out. If I feel like actual good food I'd put some restrictions like no mixing savoury and sweet in place.
I wouldn't even be experimenting with food. Star Trek replicators can replicate so much more than food.
I'd replicate something halfway between a car and a spaceship.
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Grape/Lime soda.
caviar suchi, why not?
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