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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 299 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (5 children)

Pinning this post for two days or until whenever I remember to unpin it because I got a report reading "Rule 1—this is not remotely LAMF".

  • It's textbook leopards. This man moved to Russia because he liked the way they eat LGBTQ+ people's faces and was blindsided when his face got eaten.
  • The only thing that isn't funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.
  • Russia is a backwards, imperialist, genocidal septic tank of a country.
  • Die mad.
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

The only thing that isn’t funny about this is that innocent Ukrainians have to fight him now.

It's still kind of grimly funny if you think about those Ukranians' opponent being some dumbass who didn't even get taught how to soldier in a language he understood before he was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and turned into their cannon fodder.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 118 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

die mad

Fuck I love this site so much more than the "you've been permanently banned for inciting violence, and we deleted your comment so you can't know what you said, and furthermore we will not be reviewing any appeal cause we dgaf about users." site

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Ahh Reddit. I do not miss that garbage fire.

[–] Donjamos@lemmy.world 34 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

All that we are deleting the comment thing really annoys me. They even link your post in the "you have been banned" notice. And it leads to exactly nothing because at the same moment they delete your post. What's the point of linking said post if it's not available any longer. Im advocating violence fairly often, how the hell am I supposed to remember what I got banned for?

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

AI moderating is completely stupid

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

As a potential role model, not only do I condone it, I advocate it.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 11 hours ago

When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That's a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?

This refugee from "woke" can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

Nothing of value was lost when he moved away. Nothing of value will be lost when his corpse is left rotting in a field.

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 22 points 15 hours ago

I hope more magas follow this success story

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

US military recruiting also highlights free college and safe high pay. But the fine print enslaves you to "Mobile infantry will make you the man I am today."

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 42 points 17 hours ago

He gets to die fighting for what he believes in--Oligarchs that don't give two shits about LGBTQ or him and his family because they're all poors.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Our comrades at lemmygrad.ml should follow his lead 🤭

[–] Rose@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 hours ago

It's easy to be in a progressive country like Canada and praise the Soviet Union or Russia. I think deep down they know that they'd have a miserable life in Russia or China, so at best they make up reasons for why they can't move, even though the power of the passports and wages in the countries most of them are from allows them to easily do that, which can't be said about Russian or Chinese citizens trying to get a visa to even travel to one of the Western countries.

[–] InternetRando@lemmy.myserv.one 80 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

All that just because he was afraid that he was gonna like sucking cock

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 38 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn't uncommon.

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[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, i have made many bad life choices, but still...

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