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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

farnsworth Good news! Every season is turning into summer!

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 12 points 16 hours ago

More OceanGate please. I am worried about upsetting the Deep Ones, if we stop sacrificing billionaires.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 32 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

what is astronomer and why do so many people care that this dude is cheating on his wife? is astronomer some big app everybody but me uses? ive never even heard of this company

yes i could google it

no im not going to

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 20 points 19 hours ago

Him + Hr lady cuddled up then getting publically exposed is funny and rest of my life is boring otherwise

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

it's an app that manages data pipelines for ML stuff.. unless you're doing big data science stuff it is probably irrelevant

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago

thanks, i don't know what that means and i'm gonna keep it that way

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 38 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Luigi was a Christmas miracle though?

Australian summer?

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago

Don't forget the bee swallower

[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 20 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Is the dude in the corner of the guy that just got caught at Coldplay?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 27 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

lol yeah, I just heard about this. CEO and his exec head of HR. I assumed it would be waived off as "well we don't know if they're poly" but I guess the guy's wife dropped his last name from her social media profiles and deleted some of her accounts since it video went up.

hope she gets some big bread in the divorce lmao.

can you imagine the next HR training on workplace relationships at that dumbass company? what an opportunity to riff some bits.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

As a poly person that's not how I act when I'm caught with another partner because I don't give a fuck if anyone knows about it. Definitely not how any healthy poly person would act

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

for sure, it immediately looked like unethical non-monogany but prior to the wife going nuclear on socials, they could have done some "we are shy lol" damage control for the public.

the comments on it are amusing though. definitely some in a weird "stop being moralists, they're adults" genre... as though people being shady isn't universally juicy, especially when it's an exec HR person having an affair with their boss, on camera, at a massive pop concert.

the whole thing could be in a movie, it's so poetic, brazen and dramatic while involving very wealthy people who lord over others. this shit is practically Shakespeare, imo.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Not lying to your partner" and "upholding your relationship agreement" is considered a moralist stance now? Remarkable how far western society has fallen tbh

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

there comes a point when it's just like mind your own business lol. like i was out there thinking tiger woods was the next oj

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 16 hours ago

not that i'm not excited as hell to find out what happens next but like idc what they do on a personal level

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder what he told his family he was doing.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 1 points 12 hours ago

"i have a work trip this week. i work 60 hour weeks to support this family and create jobs!"

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 19 points 20 hours ago

at this workplace we tend to discourage employees dating each other. note, this does not apply to the CEO dating employees, as he is a CEO, and already married. so we dont need a rule about that.

[–] crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 21 hours ago

🤣...Support the HEROES!

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 20 hours ago

meh sacrifice

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 8 points 20 hours ago

Ooh, did another parasite bite the dust!?