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:::spoiler I don't know why. :::

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow. Someone recently tried to tell me this joke in person. The conversation went like this:

Them: "I'm only friends with 25 of the letters of the alphabet."

Me: "Why's that?"

Them: "I don't know."

I was completely confused by the interaction. This makes so much more sense.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "Are you trying to invite me to a 'party in your pants'?"

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alternative, "One is an Ex"

[–] dan@upvote.au 2 points 1 day ago

I like this version better.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same here! Except, I know why, but I don't know you!

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Vowels are overrated

[–] CrazyHorse@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] everett@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're not friends with P you're not friends with me.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

Y yes, it sucks.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Are you not having a D?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe it’s just my client (Voyager on iOS) but your spoiler doesn’t work when I view this post

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It doesnt work on web either. Its just malformed

It should be like

spoilerI don't know why.

[–] dan@upvote.au 2 points 1 day ago

Doesn't work in Boost either.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm not a big fan of u