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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I love it when cats on the street come over to be petted. And how my own cats are like "oh, you're finally home, give us food now and then you can fuck right off, I'm going to sleep"

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There was a cat that lived behind a job I had years ago. It was a mean little shit and wouldn't let anyone near it without hissing and running off. I was a smoker back then and I guess me being out there smoking everyday and just not bothering the cat, It learned I wasn't a threat. Eventually It came and chilled next to me on my breaks, then after a month of that finally let me pet it. The cat would still hiss at anyone else that tried to pet it but me, was pretty awesome.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry was right all along.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sort of trust should be rewarded with belly rubs and by finding all their hard-to-reach itchy spots.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] gaybriel_fr_br@jlai.lu -4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Cats are not worth more than any other animal.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Charlotte suggests you reconsider.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

You can never really know until you give one a belly rub! 😽

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

If nothing else, it means they haven't had too many bad experiences with humans, which is nice.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Man I wish people where that happy if I try to convince them to pet me.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Not sure if you're being silly, but that's like 90% of pup play with a praise kink.

I have given so many adult humans scritches and would love to give you pets.

It may have started as a variation of a gimp suit, but pup play today is all about going to concerts and to parks and adults playing together and expressing their individuality with a colorful, (maybe customized) 'hood' (what's worn over the face). The sex and BDSM stuff is generally de-emphasized or often prohibited (unless you go out of your way to find that stuff).

It's great for people with anxiety or celebrity, the freedom to let yourself be "not seen as yourself" for a bit is empowering.

[–] Empricorn 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey! Come here...

*psp!* *psp!* *psp!*

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think that only works on big tittie goth girls.

[–] Empricorn 2 points 1 day ago

Here's hoping!

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Best part of my day every single day is being greated by my dog when I get home from work. The little midget waits for me all day and comes to life the second I pull into the drive way.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Little rabbies are pretty cute tho. 🐇

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

They need to do way instain mother> who kill their rabbie becuse this rabbie can't fright back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in AR who had kill her 3 kids. they are taking the rabbie back to new york too lady to rest. my parry are with the father who lost his chrilden.

I am truly sorry for your lots.😞

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They probably smelled the lunch I spilled on my shirt and couldn't clean up entirely

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The next time that you see a cat in your neighbourhood, just sit down and see if they're interesting in coming over to inspect you or get some pats.