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"What is my purpose?" (lemmy.world)

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[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I like that it's pretending to be a urinal. Don't mind me, I'm just a regular ole piss receptacle. I bet it likes it. Good for it.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"Please assume the position."

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The bad timeline version of Eva from Wall-E.

[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/cnlHuhRzkUw

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Can't wait for someone to hack it & make it do things.

Or install (software & hardware) mods.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 5 days ago

"I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If your toilet was powered by an AGI, do you want it to like your waste or hate it?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We should stop substituting people for robots!!

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Too right. It's putting honest Piss Sommeliers out of work.

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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago

I am sure somebody out there really, really loves the design.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One day closer to a sentient toilet. Do we tweak the ai to crave, or dispise us.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I like the I robot - U robot pun.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Finally a useful robot. Oh, pissboy!

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Oh, that's a urinal for robots, tests oil fluidity & STDs.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

STP*

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