Why does it have hands and a face?
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That was my immediate thought, why this fuckin thing need to grab anything.
Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?
The hands are so it can do sperm samples
And prostate exams.
Often at the same time!
... where can one buy such an .... assistant?
See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.
It really, really didn't need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
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Well it's a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
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Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like Iβm in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.
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Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top
Why does urinebot need arms and hands?
To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.
Fuck you.
I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?
(Good job)
What I actually read was:
Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the HR, it happened againβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.
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It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
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Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?
it moonlights at the fertility clinic.
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Suddenly passing butter doesn't seem like such a terrible destiny
Now the flowers will grow.
WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED
I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I'm disappointed that it doesn't say Ubisoft.βΉοΈ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.
I'd love pissing on ubisoft
Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.
It would identify you as a customer and pee all over you.
If he gives a hand I'll buy that.
What do the hands do?
Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says "good job champ" in traditional mandarin.
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βHey, baby, want to increase your social credit score? πβ
Wrong china
Fair point!
. . But does the Peebot know that.
Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you'll be hanging loose?
This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee...
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Does it sob while you're using it?
To laugh and talk shit about people pee pee.
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