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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 184 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's crazy. She does this at my house, too.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 17 points 4 days ago

I also choose this guy's dead wife

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's hilarious, I never thought how it looks. I used to do it every day during the summer, coming back from work in Wuhan. I'd just pass the door, drop it all and run into the shower. Had to stop when the mother in law came to live with us, haha!

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I think we would be more comfortable nakey.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

We absolutely are. One nice thing about France is nobody really thinks it's weird being naked at home, haha! I'm glad my kids still feel comfy enough in their bodies to walk around commando, it'll change soon enough. But at least they aren't already traumatised by a prudish family like I was.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Do people leave their clothes behind when raptured? Would it be a bunch of naked people ascending into the sky?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why do you think members of an otherwise prudish religion keep telling you it's going to happen soon? It's projection! They really can't wait until naked people zipping up into the sky.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well, yeah. As soon as we see it, we can begin the Apocalypse Orgy.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I’m just hoping for a democratic socialist agenda to finally be viable. Seems like a rapture of the religious nutters would be the easiest answer.

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[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

God Awful Movies has done a bunch of rapture movies. Most of them do the clothes in place thing, so that there's something to find for those "left behind." Sometimes they're mysteriously folded.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago

Sometimes their mysteriously folded.

That shit always cracked me up

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes but you leave sinful things like your genetals behind too so there's really nothing to cover anymore anyway

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All blodied up? Or still useful? I'll pick some up, see what the dock can stick on me.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It's a matter still at the heart of scholarly debate but I'm more in the camp of if you're fast enough you probably could attach a bloodied genital or two

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

How else will they be able to sell overpriced angel togas?

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Honestly when I step into my apartment and it's hot af I just start stopping soon as the doors closed

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

I stop so early I don't even start

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

My partner does the same thing. Just gets home and casually undresses while walking through the house.

Meanwhile I don't even like having bare arms unless it's really hot out.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My fiance's even worse, her shit ends up all over the place.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure she's not a chimpanzee?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 3 days ago

Not literal shit lol

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

That is hilarious!

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