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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 110 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 6 days ago (11 children)

As I say to the onion-haters, "They're in almost all the food you enjoy: you just don't know it."

[–] natecox@programming.dev 35 points 6 days ago

So is plastic, apparently, but nobody is insisting that if I would only eat it prepared differently that I would love it.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Disagree, one of the reasons I'm an onion hater is precisely because they're in flipping everything. Anything savoury is likely to have that pervasive thickness that chases any other flavour out.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You're not wrong. I love onions, but I will freely admit that they are a powerful flavor and they are basically in everything.

I will note that if you're in this camp, that if you soak your onions in water for a couple minutes after slicing they are significantly less pungent, and will allow you to taste the other stuff better without sacrificing the texture they add

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

“deflaming”

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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I didn't even know "onion-haters" exist

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It really is just a texture thing for me. Hate onions, love onion powder.

Edit: or a homemade onion slurry is also fine

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 days ago (13 children)

The more you cut, the more you break cell walls, and the more pungent the onion becomes.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 points 6 days ago

Finally. ty.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Especially when cooked

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Especially after you factor in cooking. How fast. How hot. What method.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 42 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's about the texture, the consistency and how much onion you get with your bite.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Exactly. Putting rings of onion in, say, a pot of chili would make it have a weird texture, as would dicing them finely for a French onion soup.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What’s wrong babe? You haven’t even touched your onion plate

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Just shovel them into my mouth. 👀

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I too love red onions.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'd eat an onion like an apple.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 days ago

Related: Daniel Gritzer of Serious Eats explored different ways to mince garlic, finding that some methods significantly increased garlic's pungency/strength (and also that long cooking methods negate much of this difference)

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Put your head in the freezer

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I had a roommate that was obsessed with replicating the McDonald's dollar menu hamburger. He said the finely chopped onions made all the difference.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

They absolutely do. He is correct.

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[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 13 points 6 days ago

it's like different shapes of pasta all over again

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

None of those are "finely sliced rings", though...

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah every single cut here will fill your mouth with red onion gas like a WW1 trench fight. The bottom right is possibly acceptable depending on what it's going in. Top left could work in some salsas. Rest are just "chunks of onion."

Some people love it, but if you want to turn a first-timer away from fresh red onions for life, give them large ass chunks that overwhelm the rest of the dish.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Sorry, OP, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. RIP.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'd argue that they all taste like licking a 9v battery.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Maybe I should start licking batteries, then. I had no idea they tasted so delicious.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that may be a sign you’re allergic

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

this well describes a taste I got when eating shrimp which otherwise had no reaction before I had a full blown puff your face up and trouble breathing from eating a different shellfish.

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[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 8 points 6 days ago

...one o'clock and three o'clock taste pretty similar and eight o'clock and ten o'clock are close-enough for most uses...

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

.......

yeah?

is this actually news to anyone?

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"I ALREADY KNEW THIS! HEY EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW I ALREADY KNEW THIS?!?"

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

For the 3 on the right side, it matters quite a bit whether you slice in direction from root to stem or cross, root to stem is much better.

https://youtu.be/NUXKbBEjSqU

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I want to argue you, but I can't.

[–] Asafum 5 points 6 days ago

Top right, with sliced tomato, on a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese.

So good...

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

I'm not saying that leeks are onions (though they are alliums, i.e. of the same family). To me, whilst they do taste quite different to onions, there is still a flavour that I would describe as onion-y

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