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[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

The real hot dog was the hot dog we made along the way

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Surely you become the sausage, not the hot dog? Unless you lay in a long bread roll as well?

What else is there to do for fun??

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I lay in your mom’s yeast roll

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[–] RedBauble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Does this mean a hotdog is positevely invariant?

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Yes I’m a hot dawg for sure.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 39 points 1 week ago

You are what you eat.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

On a definitely related note, I've recently been thinking it's wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.

In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Imagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That sounds fucking disgusting

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

no, roads would be soft and nice!

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago
[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 6 days ago

worldwide astroturf

[–] xylol@leminal.space 1 points 5 days ago

Just go to Vegas and walk through the casinos now imagine them even less maintained

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Asphalt and concrete roads are both just elaborate gravel roads

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

packaged gravel

The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I am a meat popsicle.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it's not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take

[–] tfowinder@beehaw.org 1 points 6 days ago

Your take is shit!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

It only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But by that logic, a human centipede wouldn't be a string of hot dogs.

I don't know if they're dogs, but they're definitely hot. 3===\\\\'=>

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3===\\\\'=> -.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both correct.

Also, there are four lights.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

There's a fifth, but

[–] LuckyJones@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shh! Not so loud. You'll spook the neighbours.

They're made out of meat

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe we're a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.

[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 4 points 1 week ago

a hotdog isn't just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho

[–] Prox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We are all hot dogs on this blessed day. 🙌

[–] draconik@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Speak for yourself

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It’s hotdogs all the way down

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not all hotdogs have casings

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Only after you wrap yourself in a bread blanket

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh hotdog, you completo me.

this is what ancient greek philosophy is actually like

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Philosophy memes

this is like some wacky epiphany I'd have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Sausage in - sausage out