this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Famko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, I only really need one hand to climb.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

No... I like touching myself way too much

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe not to heaven but you might get close?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

I didn't think we were supposed to climb to heaven. Isn't that what the tower of Babel was about?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oooohhhh, I get it now, it's because you can't climb a normal leader with a raging boner, or at least it's unsafe since you break every step as you drag along.

But as others have pointed out, a leader made of dicks doesn't have that problem since they snap back into place.

God must be a great engineer.

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'll have to watch me start first 😤

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, it's all cumming together, I'll secretly observe the bananaless watch hexxor start jerking!!

[–] HughJorgens@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hell, I just slang it over mah shoulder!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hetero women, bisexuals and gay guys might just... Stop at that level and stay for a bit.

I'm going to keep climbing until the ladder turns into titties.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Thank god ❤️

Level up, try using your mouth instead

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

me, who's played Getting Over It:

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