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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[–] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Descending like Zeus from Olympus to take a shit.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Imagine walking up to the bed. You are at the top step, 3" from the surface of the bed. Instead of the bed being at knee to butt height, it's at ankle height. You now essentially need to sit down on the ground to get into bed. The strain on the knees would suck. Or you forget how many steps in the dark and trip on the last step and fall your full height.

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wealth was wasted on the boomer.

[–] Syldon@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars, Culture wars! Gotta keep those Culture wars going.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Drawing words and pictures in those carpets is fun though

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I bet there's glitter in that popcorn ceiling.

[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

Mesothelioma... with style!

[–] raven@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It looks cozy in every way except there's something about a bedroom being too big that makes me feel uncomfortably exposed.

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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 8 points 2 years ago

In the preview this looked like a pool

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

That bed with its little podium wastes so much space that I'm not even upset. It is genuinely impressive.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Imagine the smell

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're into this aesthetic (except for the carpeted bathroom 🤮 ), checkout The Madonna Inn in California.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago

What the actual fuck. $520 for two nights. They even try to rent you a blanket at checkout. I can’t believe this place exists!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?

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[–] Acester47@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of the hotel room in fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like the steps on everything are gonna make getting up to use the restroom in the middle of the night a real ordeal.

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[–] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The bed stairs kinda give me a nice vibe though.

[–] papajohn@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m not a fan of pooping behind the curtain. I hope its not carpet around the toilet.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Oh you can see it clearly is....

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