I'm not gonna pay attention to any of post's actual content, because once I see the profile pic and the name I just immediately go "HOLY SHIT IT'S THE HUMAN PET GUY" and my brain just shuts the fuck off

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

wait wait wait wait wait the what guy?

edit: I regret my choices

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Started out like "oh it's just petplay fetish stuff" and I could see someone that is really into it being like "well why can't I go outside, it's not hurting anybody?" And then it just kept going down hill from there. With the volcel police's juristiction was larger.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Man I missed that bot.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Could you fill me in on this?

EDIT: No longer need filling in, in any context. I am full.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

yikes-1 yikes-2 yikes-2 yikes-2 yikes-2 yikes-2 yikes-3

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, "transfemininity enthusiast" doesn't make me think "chaser", it makes me think "transgender healthcare's equivalent to Dr. House, who has also gone full-on Bone Wars with third-gender burial sites, regularly writes 300-page linguistics theses on neopronouns, and has a full library at home of books written by trans women, lavishly decorated with commissioned paintings by transfeminine artists depicting key figures and moments in transfeminist history — not because thon is a trans woman, nor because thon sexually fetishizes trans women, but literally just because transfemininity is thon's decades-long (and surprisingly not creepy) hyperfixation".

And honestly, if that's what "transfemininity enthusiast" meant, valid.

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

That sounds so cool ngl, I wanna meet this transfeminity enthusiast

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

human pet guy moment

[–] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Wait, holy shit, it actually is the human pet guy jesus-christ

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

The word "chaser" really doesn’t make the cut for me anymore to accurately describe those pieces of shit. There needs to be a better word that truly encompasses the pure rot that oozes out of them.

[–] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ah, cool, we now have a new analog to "ACTUALLY! it is technically ephebophilia and not pedophilia"

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Holy fuck that's literally what this is

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

"B-but trans girls can consent!" - blahaj zoner, probably

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

hey human pet guy. i hate him so much.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

gui-trans

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hello my pronouns are stalker/stalking/offender

[–] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[Chase/Her]

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Chaser pride flag:

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of the leg status flag from leftypol's /ukraine/ general threads.

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

trans-gun

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

This is why Hexbear is protected by heroes.

[–] uralsolo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

bunny-cop

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[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Would be really nice if people would quit fetishizing others' immutable traits.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

It would also really help if they

CW: SA, transphobia, pedo shit

did not open up conversations with lines like "dick or no dick", would not DM underage users on trans subreddits and act offended when they tewll them "bro, i'm literally 15", and would not say it's "not transphobic" to post your list of body traits you do not like in trans men to a trans meme sub. Chasers are the fucking worst, i genuinely hate these people more than i hate other transphobes. At least JKR never sexually harassed me.

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[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is the human pet guy right?

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (20 children)

Could someone explain the "human pet" reference? Sounds techbro-tier creepy.

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