How do they feel about mental no touch gooning?
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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"Peace Sells... But Who's Gooning?"
- Dave Mustaine
That's asking for too much
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I goon on company time.
"Yeah, because your labor belongs to the prison instead..."
Unrealistic demands.
"Okay boss"
Goddammit, I can't help myself, I'm too much of a goon
“Ey wise guy ya wanna get to the big boss ya gotta get through us foist see?”
ANTI-GOONER DISCRIMINATION IS WHAT THIS IS
what the hell happened here
"someone who does not go on facebook" or possibly ig
how have i never seen this before holy shit lol
I work from home, try to stop me 
Jokes on them, I’m in a subconscious state of gooning at all times. I am at such an advanced level I can simply close my eyes and instantly bust in my pants handsfree. I will goon at work the entire time and there’s nothing they can do to stop me since it’s all in my head.
But seriously these wet dreams need to fucking stop, I’ve had them while in bed with a partner I just nutted in a few hours before. Staying at a friends place, accidentally getting cum on their couch, and then trying to stealthily clean up in the middle of the night is not something any person should have to deal with regularly
phat ropes on the carpet run,
drippin' between my knees,
dangling in the AC's breeze.
🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
My co-workers get by,
to their therapists they cry,
while in office chairs I squirm,
vigorously beating my worm!
🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
Browse through the pictures,
and gaggle all the ladies,
and slam my fist down (Yeah!~)
I'm Goonin' bruh!
Browse through the pictures,
and gaggle all the ladies,
and slam my fist down (Yeah!~)
I'm Goonin', duh!