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[–] TCB13@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The boat has wifi right? Modern developers can't work for 10 seconds without installing packages from the internet.

[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

or searching forums

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

There is Maritime roaming if you can afford it....

[–] julianwgs@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some cruise ships equip Starlink nowadays

[–] TCB13@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago

Okay, can't argue with that :D my point was that development is so fuck up nowadays that nothing can be done offline anymore (at least easily) and this new generation of developers don't even know how their hardware works, the basics of an OS and their favorite tools. They can't live without pulling a few docker images and whatnot.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago

Nice IDEA for a pun

[–] TiffyBelle@mastodonapp.uk 14 points 2 years ago

@HiddenLayer5 So bad. And yet, so amazing at the same time.

Dads everywhere approve.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Too bad the punchline is ruined by being in the title....