this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2023
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[–] MercuryUprising@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This will make you go hmm until you take .1 second to think about it and realize that Twix wouldn't offer more chocolate for the same price and neither would any other company, for what amounts to a joke a 12 year old heard from his uncle in the south.

The picture always has the dark Twix broken and added to a longer piece to make it appear longer. Your main clue should've been that the packaging is the exact same fucking size. Your second clue should've been the break at the 1/3 mark of the dark twix.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey buddy it's a joke on the internet. It's not that serious.

[–] MercuryUprising@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but the internet is serious business

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's true. Al Gore didn't invent the internet for silliness

[–] MercuryUprising@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He didn't get the name Gore by gently massaging his enemies

[–] momentonaut@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Nice Job! Spitted my coffee in the office and everybody is watching me.

[–] Brokensilence410@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

While it's a joke on the internet, it's been done at least once a month. It's no longer a joke, it's redundant.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Once you go black, you never go back.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Once you go brown, it is hard to sit down.

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder if this saying can cause racism in insecure men by fear of dick inadequacy.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You can pull a "reverse michael jackson" to increase your um... size... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

I put a ziptie in the root and it's now black. How do I get the size?

[–] positiveWHAT@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

IDK, can I still be a femboi if the size isn't cute?

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the good laugh 😁

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it racist if you make fun of how white people have smaller dicks in average?

[–] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Considering all the data collected that says thats incorrect, no, it's just a joke.

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So many wrinkles in any case...

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

V A S C U L A R

(But in chocolate form)

[–] Treczoks@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago

That's ... just a coincidence. Move on, nothing to see here...

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Holy hell, your username.

[–] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Wht's th prblm?