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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago (2 children)

DM: "You see a music festival outside the concentration camp."

Player: "I roll for initiative."

DM: "Against the enemies in the concentration camp right?"

Players: "..."

DM: "Against the unarmed goblins inside the concentration camp... Right?"

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I roll for acrobatics the-boys-are-back-in-town

d20-fuck-ya

Scoofah!

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The innocent defenders of this land cast Retrieve Cum.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Based but which player "rolls for initative" on their own? How the fuck does that even work when the DM hasn't even declared start of combat?

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Works fine as a declaration of intent, same as "I attack them", it's just acknowledging how attacking someone functions within the rules of the game.