do you have what it takes to dig five touchscreens menus deep in size ten font to engage the emergency brake as you accelerate uncontrollably towards a bus full of nuns

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You try to engage the parking break in the tablet menu, but it's actually an Easter egg that changes the horn sound to Duke Nuken saying "I've got balls of steel"

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Shortly before the crash, you think "nice prank, my good sir"

The ensuing fire from the lithium battery burns down 3 blocks and an orphanage

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lmfao I saw that the 2024 model 3 forces you to use the touchscreen to go engage Drive and Reverse by swiping up or down, respectively, on the left edge of the screen. Those mfs also put turn signals on a little thumb pad on the face of the left spoke of the steering wheel instead using a stalk like every car since 1930

[–] medium_adult_son@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Nintendo Switch Joy-Con drift problem, except it's on your steering wheel and you will get pulled over by a cop or rear-ended when it stops working.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Never get into a Tesla should be a trueanon rule if it isn’t already

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

this would be a good mobile game ala Defuse the Bomb