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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (23 children)

Literally just jerk off

No clue how this became such a big taboo in Abrahamic religion, you crank one out and get back to work, easy peasy

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

On the Christian side, Paul and Augustine are largely responsible tbh. Dudes were so ashamed of their horniness that they (namely Augustine) wrote extensively about how it's ontologically evil to wanna eat ass all across town lmao

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Notably Augustine spent most of his adult life bouncing around sex cults before deciding that actually sex was bad and abandoning his mistress and illegitimate child to die on the street.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the Cumtown version of the Confessions of St. Augustine was better anyway

[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Confessions of St. Augustine , chapter 14: San Francisco

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