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Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder (i.vgy.me)

submitted 1 year ago by popcar2@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 136 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You don't, you just release it as is and call it Early Access

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its a "LiVe SeRvIcE"

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

"Quadriple A game right here bois 12/10"

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to shut down your studio days later!

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Due the global economic circumstances, we were forced to make the incredibly tough decision to say good bye to one of our staff members, cutting down the work force by 100%”

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Any resigning version of this?