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Anon watches Napoleon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In case anyone is wondering, there isn't actually a line like that in the movie. Apparently it does perpetuate the myth that he was short, but there's never an explicit spoken reference to his height

[–] crackajack@reddthat.com 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, anon lies for attention?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Yes, and water is wet

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Although I like a myth of him saying he's ready to cut people's legs in order to stand face to face.

[–] storcholus@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watched the movie a few days ago and didn't catch anything about his height

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

The one thing I read was something about him having to stand on a box to look at a mummy, but I haven't seen the movie and I'm just summarizing a one redditor's summary