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the original editor-in-chief of The Onion back in the 1980s, when they actually printed satirical newspapers, had a philosophy, that there are only 11 types of joke (each one of the examples below is an Onion headline from back in the day, forgive me for they are corny)
Alcoholic Father Disappointed In Pothead Son
Mom Thinks You'd Enjoy Restaurant She Can't Remember Name Of Right Now
Day Chalked Up As Loss By 10:15 A.M. (this is most "normie memes")
Holy Shit, Man Walks On Fucking Moon
Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet
Magnanimous Boss, King Of Kings, Allows Employees To Watch World Cup In Office
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
Man Approaches Unfamiliar Shower Knobs Like He's Breaking A Wild Stallion
Wheelchair Basketball Players Stunned By Thunderous Slam Dunk
It Sadly Unclear Whether This Article Will Put Lives At Risk
Really Fun Toy Banned Because Of 3 Stupid Dead Kids