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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 years ago

I was walking up Avenue B at 5am after a bartending shift. There was no one else on the street except for one guy several blocks ahead running full force in my direction. I just kept walking confidently, bracing myself for what might be about to happen. Just when our paths were about to cross he ducked down E 6th St, dropped trou and took an explosive shit. He just couldn't hold in any more.