[Alt Text: Comic featuring a human asking a little blue dude (smurf) if "so... Since smurfette is the only female smurf... Does that mean you all have to... You know..." while touching the tips of their pointer fingers together, typically signaling shyness.
Next panel just shows a smurf saying, "oh! Ha ha. Of course not. We reproduce like any other parasite."
Next panel shows a collection of smurfs walking around the human who is now seemingly dead and is now covered in a bunch of growths that look like smurfs.
Have you tried being asexual? Maybe you are the next step in human evolution!
Asexuals invading denmark and turning it into smurf village