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[–] catty@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

and what if there were two, but only one good one. What would that be called?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

As @silasmariner@programming.dev has already noted, there's no such thing as a "good Spoons". They're all McDonald's for beer.

But if you need to differentiate between two, you'd use their location.

That is: "Meet at Spoons by the station for a pre-town sesh, yeah?"

Or: "We were in Spoons next to Nandos. We'd had some cheeky piri piri and Damo went and shat himself when he necked a Stella! Absolute scenes, mate. Pure bants."

[–] catty@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

All wrong. The spoons is where the ledge stuff once happened.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The good spoons.

It's a purely hypothetical question though. Spoons are all trash

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

There's one in Newcastle where downstairs is trash and the upstairs is merely crap. They do weddings, if you want the most depressing wedding in the world.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 25 minutes ago

I know the one. Nice staircase, but I'm not the target market for the over-50's disco night