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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

[–] Skydancer@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't think my story's true, ask the blind man. He saw it too..

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I recognize this from somewhere. Is it a German proverb?

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't know if it has another origin but Cadwell recites this right before you first meet him in Coldharbour. (Elder Scrolls Online) Except I believe they drew their bows and stabbed themselves.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its much older then that. I heard it in 1999

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I learned this as a kid in the '70s.

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Huh, I had no idea, now I'm curious where it's originally from.