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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My entire family just laughed our asses off at this. For real, we're all hanging out in the living room.

I moved my family away from MAGAt hell last year due fear for their lives.

I hope a Ukraninan drone drops a grenade on top of him and he dies screaming while he tries to hold his guts in.

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love lemmy. This comment would have got you banned on Reddit

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What could be more sublime than the freedom to unburden oneself of a deep inner truth? Fuck the police, death to the IDF, Luigi did nothing wrong, and please rate my drawing of Muhammad: {ಠ⁠,⁠_⁠」⁠ಠ}

Holy fuck yes! Also to add to this, https://youtu.be/eg3_kUaYFJA

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

He wont even make it that far. Being a Russian conscript is hell even more so when you don't know Russian. He will be a victim of hazing and bulling the entire time with no one to help him and will ironically be raped. He will be blowing his brains out before we get to see him smeared across a field.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

or he meets his demise for trying to flee the battlefield, since russia places barrier troops to prevent people from fleeing.