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[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The last time I was at a Nando's I thought to try my hand at mild flirting, it somehow worked and the lady seemed interested, however before I could get her number I started getting extreme abdominal cramps and spent half the visit on the toilet... Praying to every god I could think of.

She said she'd like to see me again. I never went back. It's just not worth it... Good chicken though.