Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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:::spoiler I don't know why. :::

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow. Someone recently tried to tell me this joke in person. The conversation went like this:

Them: "I'm only friends with 25 of the letters of the alphabet."

Me: "Why's that?"

Them: "I don't know."

I was completely confused by the interaction. This makes so much more sense.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "Are you trying to invite me to a 'party in your pants'?"

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why's that?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I don't know