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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.

[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aww dude. I wear kilts every day. I don't even own pants. I paint my nails. Rather large stretched lobes and septum piercings. When it's colder always knee high socks with crazy designs and moccasins. Usually an unconventional hairstyle brightly colored and big beard. I'm 50. I just truly quit giving a fuck what people think when I had a major illness a while back. I get hit on a lot for an old dude. More than I ever have in my life. It's given me crazy confidence in my old age. My wife loves it.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also stopped giving a fuck what people think. It's kind of nice. I also like being different. I like kilts too, most of the ones I see are designed to be worn at the waist which I don't really like. Most skirts are too but they're usually more flexible so I can wear them at the hips. I'm glad you have people who support and encourage you. I think my mom and sister are getting used to my personal style.

[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I wear kilts at my hips. Fuck convention. Hahaha.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah. I need to go kilt shopping now.

[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

That is quite fancy. Fuck yeah man. It would go great with a pocket watch if you like those.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Same. Must be because I'm a woman, smh.

Nah plenty of women are into other women who dress like that. My SO for example.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I mean, you get at least ONE pussy.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I would think it would be easier, that being the case.

[–] Arcity 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay, but how much dick do you get?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That must hurt your back, but power to you if you can pull it off!

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

power to you if you can pull it off!

Jesus fucking himself christ, that’s horrific

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

quietly laughing to death

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

not what i meant