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submitted 5 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/justpost@lemmy.world

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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

- Harder!
- What?? I mean Command not recognised, please seek help
- What?

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"The design is very human."

Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine