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"What is my purpose?" (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/justpost@lemmy.world

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 106 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Why does urinebot need arms and hands?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 83 points 5 days ago (3 children)

To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck you.

I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?

(Good job)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What I actually read was:

Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What about my nipples?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 4 days ago

Do you not have arms and hands?

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

- Harder!
- What?? I mean Command not recognised, please seek help
- What?

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"The design is very human."

Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago

For a friendly shake.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Can’t wait for dungeater-bot

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

To give back the croutons obviously.